Weird things are happening

"Denver Is Stuck In The 90s" (denver80222) 06/23/2014 at 23:30 • Filed to: None

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A moth just flew into my house, circled a lamp then torpedoed itself into the ground. I think its dead

Logansteno: Bought a VW? > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 06/23/2014 at 23:31

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Your house might have toxic radiation.

PheeNoIVI > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 06/23/2014 at 23:31

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Its the plague. Its happening. Ebola will end us. The insects are going whw they still can.

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > Logansteno: Bought a VW? 06/23/2014 at 23:32

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Possibly, that would explain my asthma

PatBateman > Logansteno: Bought a VW? 06/23/2014 at 23:33

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Isn't that how Mothra came about?

Logansteno: Bought a VW? > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 06/23/2014 at 23:33

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Are there any nuclear waste dumps close by?

Logansteno: Bought a VW? > PatBateman 06/23/2014 at 23:34

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Probably.

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > Logansteno: Bought a VW? 06/23/2014 at 23:34

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no, but there is a cemetery nearby

PatBateman > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 06/23/2014 at 23:35

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I'll mail you $10 if you take a picture with it in your mouth.

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > PatBateman 06/23/2014 at 23:35

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Thats a very kind offer, but no thank you

PatBateman > Logansteno: Bought a VW? 06/23/2014 at 23:36

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Awesome. Denver (the person and the city) is fucked.

CPT Speedbump > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 06/23/2014 at 23:37

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your house is haunted clearly

PatBateman > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 06/23/2014 at 23:37

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Stop being a wuss. I've done worse for less.

Don't ask (get your head out of the gutter, it's not that).

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > CPT Speedbump 06/23/2014 at 23:38

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it was built before the cuban missile crisis so....

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > PatBateman 06/23/2014 at 23:38

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I wouldnt do it because I'm mildly immuno-suppressed

PatBateman > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 06/23/2014 at 23:41

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I don't speak Hebrew. Say again?

CPT Speedbump > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 06/23/2014 at 23:41

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*shrugs* I wouldn't call a dead moth haunted just yet, when you hear your dead dog pawing at the floor upstairs like she used too whenever your punching bag would start swaying back and fort by itself, then it might be haunted... what I just explained is pretty much my best friends house.

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > PatBateman 06/23/2014 at 23:42

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My immune system is not working at full capacity due to my crohns meds

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > CPT Speedbump 06/23/2014 at 23:43

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your best friend needs to move

PatBateman > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 06/23/2014 at 23:43

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Moths are sterile creatures.

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > PatBateman 06/23/2014 at 23:45

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The ounce and a half of dust it left behind in the lampshade before it torpedoed itself would beg to differ

CPT Speedbump > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 06/23/2014 at 23:45

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yeah, he definitely does, he will be soon, not sure about his parents. Fortunatly they spend most-all there time upstairs, and most of the happenings are downstairs. He started seeing it a lot more when he moved down, and his brother (a Coast Guard bad ass) won't even talk about when he used to live in the downstairs are. Nothings followed me from his house to mine, so, my house is safe at least :D

PatBateman > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 06/23/2014 at 23:47

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That's the sterile powder. Kind of like the powder on surgical gloves.

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > PatBateman 06/23/2014 at 23:48

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then you do it and tell yourself that on the way to the hospital to treat the viral infection. and the powder on surgical gloves is cornstarch

PatBateman > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 06/23/2014 at 23:51

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So moths have cornstarch on them? Learn something new everyday.

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > PatBateman 06/23/2014 at 23:51

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PatBateman > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 06/23/2014 at 23:54

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Stop making excuses and do it!!!! Or at least peer pressure someone else into doing it.

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > PatBateman 06/23/2014 at 23:56

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ya, no I have too much self respect

PatBateman > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 06/23/2014 at 23:59

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This isn't about self respect. It's about being fearless. It's about trying new adventurous things. It's about being young and living life to the fullest.

Don't you want to live life to the fullest, or are you a Commie?

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > PatBateman 06/24/2014 at 00:02

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Dude, I'm fearless I had to go through blood transfusions as a teen, I was on oxygen at age 6 for half a year, I give myself a shot with a 1" needle every night and I take 7 horse pills twice a day all at once. This idea is just stupid

Leadbull > PatBateman 06/24/2014 at 00:04

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Their blood is actually hydrogen peroxide.

PatBateman > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 06/24/2014 at 00:05

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ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT.

PatBateman > Leadbull 06/24/2014 at 00:06

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SCIENCE!!!

Leadbull > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 06/24/2014 at 00:06

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Poor guy. Life is worth living. Shame on his moth friends for not being more supportive during a clear time of need.

Leadbull > PatBateman 06/24/2014 at 00:07

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No Prius Needed > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 06/25/2014 at 10:20

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That's nothing. There has been an Elmo toy playing nonstop on the other side of my fence. It should have run out of battery last night but it's still going...

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > No Prius Needed 06/25/2014 at 10:34

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you must have nibby for a neigbor

No Prius Needed > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 06/25/2014 at 10:44

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I haven't heard any Nintendo princesses or blow up dolls so far...

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > No Prius Needed 06/25/2014 at 10:47

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pay attention you'll hear them eventually

No Prius Needed > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 06/25/2014 at 10:51

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This is the start of a horror film.

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > No Prius Needed 06/25/2014 at 10:53

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Lol